Win Or Lose

It seems to me that it was around 25 years ago that the Chinese-auction phenomenon hit the Jewish world. The first question one must ask is: why is it called a Chinese auction? Did this type of insanity really begin in China? Doubtful. Perhaps just as some people refer to a pomegranate with many seeds as a Chinese apple, a Chinese auction has a lot of prizes. Alternatively, just as China is facing an overcrowding problem, Chinese auctions are usually packed with people. The most likely explanation for the name is that all those junky door prizes are “Made in China.”
A few years ago, I attended a Chinese auction with my wife. We stayed for the drawing because we had tickets in some of the prize boxes. For one particular prize, the MC pulled out a ticket and began to read the first few letters of my name. We had only written our last name on our tickets. The first few letters of my last name are rare, so I was pretty excited. In the middle of the name, the executive director of the organization came running and said to stop the auction. Some more tickets were added to the prize, and a new, different winner was drawn.