Hair-Raising Thoughts

Male pattern baldness is a common experience for many men. Some individuals embrace their baldness and even display signs in their office, like “G-d created a few perfect heads. The rest He covered with hair.” Others try to conceal their bald spots. A common one-liner is: “How do you identify a bald eagle? It has all its feathers combed over to one side.” Some may attempt to hide their bald spots by combing over hair from a different section of their head.
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani used to employ this tactic. However, one day, he famously gave up his comb-over hairstyle. Rushing one morning in the midst of a busy schedule, Giuliani didn’t bother with the more time-consuming coiffure and simply combed his hair straight back.
The positive reaction was immediate. Favorable reviews started coming in from the press. The Washington Post dedicated a six-column spread to Giuliani’s new look, complete with before-and-after photos. The Post praised him for “allowing his scalp to rise – unashamed – from a ring of smooth, graying fringe.”