When Is Poisoning Allowed?

There is a well-known phenomenon that occurs in communal refrigerators and shelves. Food seems to disappear from them mysteriously. This occurs in dormitories, offices, and schools. This author humorously recalls standing next to an individual who had been relieved of all of his Swiss Fudge cookies. The victim remarked, “I understand the person who took my cookies was hungry, but couldn’t he have left me with just one?!”
One idea that has been floated in non-Jewish circles is to secretly add laxatives to one’s food. The food thief, once afflicted, will think twice about stealing again. At the very least, perhaps the food owner can derive some satisfaction from this prank. In a slight twist, this article will not directly discuss whether or not it is halachicly permitted to do so. (Legally, it may be considered assault.) However, the question that will be discussed will assume that one lives in a location where Beis Din is the supreme authority. In such a place if Beis Din finds out that a person is planning on adding a laxative to his own food, will they get involved and put an end to the devious plot?