On Amtrak, Alabama, and Assumptions

An accounting joke has an employer ask several accountants applying for a job:
“What is one plus one?”
“Two,” one accountant answers.
“Eleven,” another accountant answers.
“What do you want it to be?” answers a third accountant, who is hired.
Of course, falsehoods and deception have been around since time immemorial, but outright public lies have really become commonplace. Perhaps it became most prominent when President Trump’s spokesman introduced the idea of “alternative facts.” Another rather bizarre example is Sharpiegate. President Trump tweeted a warning about Hurricane Dorian and said that in addition to Florida, “South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, and Alabama will most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated by the storm.” Apparently, he was wrong about Alabama, and the Birmingham National Weather Service quickly corrected him. It all could have ended there, but of course, it didn’t. On Wednesday, weather reporters and other experts noticed that someone had used a Sharpie to add a little bubble onto a map of the path of a storm that President Trump was using. The little bubble added Alabama!