Egg-sploring the Halacha

With the enormous amount of responsa that have been written over the past thousand years, there are countless ones about some rather interesting questions. How about this one: What is the halacha if a man offers his bride an egg instead of a ring under the chuppah? Are they halachically married? Who hatched up that question?
The Tosefes Rid suggests that people once paid their mikveh fee with eggs. It seems it was commonplace at one point in time. But why exactly would a chassan offer his wife an egg? Presumably, the chassan had egg on his face when he realized he left the ring at home. Someone scrambled over to the caterer to ask him if he had anything that could be used in its place. “Why not use an egg?”
The chassan was chickening out, thinking, “That won’t go over easy. My kallah will think I’m an egghead.”
“Nonsense! I know your kallah; she’ll accept the egg. Worst-case scenario, she’ll crack up.”
What is the halachic question surrounding the use of an egg for kiddushin? Only an item that is worth a perutah may be used for kiddushin. In ancient times, a perutah was the smallest coin. Back then, the price for a small fruit was a perutah. It would seem that an egg is certainly not worth a perutah, as an egg generally costs less than a fruit. My brother, Rabbi Yosef Sebrow, estimated that the purchasing power of a perutah stated in today’s currency would be around thirty cents. If we assume that a dozen eggs cost $1.99, the value of each egg is less than twenty cents. Granted, they are not a dime a dozen, but each egg is still worth less than two dimes.