A Mitzvah for Each Footstep

A vexing question that plagues many is how to choose a shul. Some say that the most important aspect of a shul is available parking. After all, if you can’t park there, how can you daven there? Others look to the shul building itself. Is it an edifice that one would be proud to call their shul? Then people turn to the rabbi — is he a top-rate comedian? Does he have a firm handshake? How large is his beard?
Then things get more serious. Does the shul have tables or shtenders? Does the shul employ babysitters? Can I drop off my kids and then leave the premises? Do Shabbos groups last all day long? What does the average Kiddush consist of? Is there hot food and sushi every week? How old is the scotch? What type of meat do they put into the cholent? Does it cost anything to join the Kiddush Club? What type of refreshments is there on Shavuos night? How does the shul mishloach manos rate?
Suppose more than one shul fits all of your criteria. Is there any way to pick which one to attend? The Shulchan Aruch stresses the importance of attending shul (O.C. 90:11): “One who has a synagogue in his city and does not enter it to pray is called a bad neighbor, and one who causes exile for himself and his children.”