It’s A Wash!

In the “You can’t make this stuff up department,” 35-year-old Bobby Bolen of Niles, Michigan was sentenced to 54 days in prison and given probation after he barged into his then-friend Lee’s home, threw him on the couch, and pelted him with not one, but two pickles. Apparently the fight stemmed from an earlier visit. Bolen went to the refrigerator to grab something to eat (a couple of pickles) when Lee told him he could not afford to feed everyone who visits.
Possibly this incident could have been avoided if Bobby Bolen had paused and washed his hands before touching the pickles. He might have cooled off and been able to dill with his anger instead of throwing the pickles at Lee’s back until his brine hurt.
Some background is in order. Rebbi Elazar in the name of Rebbi Oshiya says that the requirement to wash one’s hands for fruit or vegetables is only for the sake of cleanliness. Rav Nachman, however, soured on the idea of washing for kirbies and fruit. He maintains that not only is washing for fruit not optional, it is not permitted, because washing the hands for fruit is a sign of haughtiness (Chullin 106a). The halachah follows Rav Nachman.